after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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