Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
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I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
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I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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