I think i peed on brittanys purse
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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