My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
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Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
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I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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