in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
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She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
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He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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