O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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