i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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