that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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