i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Randomize
