Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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