You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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