Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
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A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
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So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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