oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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