i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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