There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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