Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
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Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
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At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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