I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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