My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
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I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
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to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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