you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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