You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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