Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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