I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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