You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
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just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
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There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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