At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
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I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
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Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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