If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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