Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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