some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Do vagina's smell?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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