white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
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morning after pill = breakfast in bed
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
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he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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