Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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