wrigley field is MILF paradise
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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