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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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