I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
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I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
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If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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