Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
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