You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
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It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
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IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.