you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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