so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
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I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
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i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live