Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
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Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
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I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.