We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
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Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
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Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity