Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
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Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
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Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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