is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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