you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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