The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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