Kareoke will never be a sober sport
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
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Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
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Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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