Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
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I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
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Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
His nipple licking is glorious
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