Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I can't open my eyes
Lol why not?
Because I have fat ankles and I'm drunk
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I am one with the molecules
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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