Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
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MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
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when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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