for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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