i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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