You really coming over, don't trick.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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