I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
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that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
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They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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