So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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