Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
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