oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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