For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
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Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
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You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize