If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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