erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
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my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I'm at about main and main street
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
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I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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