i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
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finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
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You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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