Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
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just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
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she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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