I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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