i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
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Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
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I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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