1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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